Jokes
Well, here we go.This is along the lines of David Letterman's Top Ten Lists
From the home office in Sleepy Eye, Minnesota
The Top Ten Alternative Uses for CPAP
10.) Leaf blower.
9.) Indoor kite flying.
8.) Blow out dust and dirt from computer keyboards.
7.) Attach to flagpole to keep flags flying on windless days.
6.) Blow up balloons for parties.
5.) Hair dryer.
4.) Inflate beach balls and rafts.
3.) Play wind chimes year round.
2.) Attach to rotating bubble wand and make bubbles like Lawrence Welk.
AND
1.) Poor man's Jacuzzi.
Thanks to Peter for that submission!